Become the Intelligent Hero by swallowing these precious pills. Digestion in some cases may take lifetimes...but we don't have that long so the Hero School Instructors will fast-track things a bit. Look for summaries of these beauties during your lessons.
Brain-pills have been proven 100% effective to fight against all forms of illiteracy when taken appropriately. Oh, and you stop being the dumbest person in the room...so you got that going for you...which is nice.