The Intelligent Hero

Become the Intelligent Hero by swallowing these precious pills. Digestion in some cases may take lifetimes...but we don't have that long so the Hero School Instructors will fast-track things a bit. Look for summaries of these beauties during your lessons. 

Brain-pills have been proven 100% effective to fight against all forms of illiteracy when taken appropriately. Oh, and you stop being the dumbest person in the room...so you got that going for you...which is nice.